12 Months of Advice from Bastard Birds

Not your grandma’s bird calendar

These are real Australian birds with real attitude — paired with the kind of language that would make a truckie blush.

It’s rude. It’s blunt. It’s bloody hilarious.
You’ve been warned.

📖 What’s Inside?

Each month delivers a new feathered menace, a fresh dose of profanity, and a slightly-too-accurate life lesson you definitely shouldn’t put on the fridge at work