Because gentle affirmations are bullshit.

For bird lovers and nature lovers, these cards are designed to provide a friendly kick in the ass to anyone feeling lost or uncertain when facing a tough situation.
In this deck, the birds of Australia tell us how it really is. Their blunt, sweary advice gets right to the point. Brace yourself, they don’t hold back.
You can pick a card at random, trusting the card will offer the verbal spanking you need in that moment. You can ask a friend to choose a card, paving the way for them to receive brutal truths you are hesitant to provide.
We hope these bastard birds become your personal source of guidance and that they help you become a better version of yourself (because you need to).